there is a new kinetiq advancement:
Ethel exists. Genesis advancement.
I wake up. There is a new kinetiq advancement.
$ETHEL · the cat from the meme
CA
drops at launch
chapter 0
The lore
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the photo
A cat stands on a rug.
A chonky tabby named Ethel, four white socks, looks straight into the lens. No thoughts. Pure potential.
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the meme
Someone puts her in a loop.
Cut out, circled with arrows, captioned with the most honest sentence in crypto: I wake up → there is a new kinetiq advancement.
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may 20
The founder approves.
The founder of Elysium replies with three words:
New fav meme.
The cycle becomes canon. -
now
$ETHEL wakes up.
The cat finally gets a ticker. Every morning she wakes up, and there is a new kinetiq advancement. Forever. Clockwise.
chapter 1
The advancement machine
Every time Ethel wakes up, something ships. Press the button. Witness progress.
local time
07:00
day 0 of the cycle
snooze is not an option
changelog0 advancements
chapter 2
Meme lab
Make your own advancement. Download it. Wake someone up with it.
chapter 3
Ethel specs
Independently verified by staring at the photo for a long time.
4legs, used simultaneously
4/4white socks, audited
0thoughts. fully optimized
∞advancements in the roadmap
1stare. lethal range
24hmax time between advancements
$ETHEL
the coin that wakes up with you
- ticker
- $ETHEL
- network
- Elysium
- supply
- soon™
- contract
drops at launch
chapter 4
How to wake up
Four steps. Repeat daily. Clockwise.
- 01
Wake up
Open your eyes. Put four paws on the floor. Simultaneously, if possible.
- 02
Grab a wallet
Any EVM wallet does the trick. Add the Elysium network.
- 03
Bring some HYPE
Bridge a little HYPE over so you can pay for your morning.
- 04
Swap for $ETHEL
Paste the contract, swap, go back to sleep. Tomorrow there is a new advancement.